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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What type of shoes do spies wear?
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?