Answer:
A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management.
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
I am carried by mad animals.