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Why are mountains funny?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What suits do lawyers wear?
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
Someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage.
This food is a tortilla filled with cheese and sometimes chicken before being heated or cooked.