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What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
What is the hardest part about sky diving?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?