Answer:
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do birds say when they fly home?
What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?