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What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?