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Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
What has a throne, but has no king?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.