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What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management.
Why are football stadiums so cool?
It's held in the hand when going out.
What letters of the alphabet run around and have a tight schedule?
I am owned by Old McDonald.