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Why was the belt arrested?
If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
What has eyes but can not see?
What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?