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I donβt have a life but I can die
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
What's black and white and red all over?
Both old people and owls are said to be possessing this trait