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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
Why is it difficult to find handsome, sensitive, caring men?
What do you called a sad coffee?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.
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What am I?