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Why is the longest nose 11 inches?
Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.