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What cruel person would sit on a baby?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Where do butterflies sleep?
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Often cooked as fillet, this meat comes from an animal that swims underwater.
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What am I?