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Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
People buy me to eat but never eat me
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it's done And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
I am the kind of an ant that's good at math. What am I?