Answer:
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
What is the least spoken language in the world?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk