Answer:
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
People chop this off for a good cause.
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
I am carried by mad animals.