Answer:
What four letters frighten a thief?
Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is the easiest way to keep water from running?
What begins with a T, Ends with a T, & Has T in it?
I am carried by mad animals.
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What am I?