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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.
This company makes billions of dollars selling Windows.
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.