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What do you call a snail on a ship?
What can you never have for breakfast?
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Written on with words of white, Has the color of the night, Is the teacher's best delight, And a student's daily fright