Answer:
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What happens if you cross a apple with a Christmas tree
You will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.