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What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
What’s the size of an elephant but weighs nothing
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?
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What am I?