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What can you always count on?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What do birds say when they fly home?
Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
What weighs less than blue ?
The more of me you take, the more I appear behind you. What am I?
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What am I?