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What do you call a dog without legs?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What rains at the north pole?
Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?