Answer:
What do elves do after school?
Could be described as the cranium's version of snow.
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
What suits do lawyers wear?
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.