Answer:
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk