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How does a computer get drunk?
You play with it at night in bed. youβre not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
I donβt have a life but I can die
What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?