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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
What is an aliens favourite sport?
It increases and decreases yet no one see it. It is not a fire and yet it can be quenched.
What water can you eat and chew?
What makes a pair of shoes?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.