Answer:
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
How does am armless man play poker?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk