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What did the faucet say to the shower?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
What has hands but can't clap?
Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?