Answer:
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
How do trees get onto the internet?
A weighty currency.
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
I am free the first time and second time but the third time is going to cost you money.