Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?
What is a bunny's favorite music?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.