Answer:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
What is an aliens favourite sport?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
Iām hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iām passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.