Answer:
What’s the size of an elephant but weighs nothing
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.