Answer:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?