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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
What do birds say when they fly home?
What is it that was given to you, belongs only to you. And yet your friends use it more than you do?
Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.