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What do you call two witches who live together?
My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.
What place name is only two words long but has hundreds of letters in it
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?