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A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?
What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?