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What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
A celebrity under the sea.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What bank has no money
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?