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What is a frog's favorite drink?
What do you called a sad coffee?
How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
I tell people to be careful when handling boxes.