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What two keys can’t open any doors?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Why do French people like to eat snails?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What is on its way but never arrives
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?