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Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.