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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What can you always count on?
What do you call a small mother?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
A doctor might remove one from the neck of a Dracula victim.