Answer:
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
What is on its way but never arrives
What do elfs learn in school?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk