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How do trees get onto the internet?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
What treat is never on time?
Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?