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It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?