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What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
Which building has the most stories?
I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?
Who won the skeleton fitness contest?
Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.