Answer:
The more you takes out of it the bigger it becomes
What's black and white and red all over?
A deep well full of knives
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?