Answer:
What has two butts and kills people?
What is brown, big and red all over?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?