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What treat is never on time?
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
What has 2 banks but no money?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind. I help others to see.