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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A deep well full of knives
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
Why do French people like to eat snails?
Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.