Answer:
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
How did the hipster drown?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?