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What do elves do after school?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
What has a tongue but no mouth?
In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.