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How do priests stay fit?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
It faces me while going and face me when coming
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk