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What goes up, but never comes down?
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
Why is the longest nose 11 inches?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?