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George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What can never be put in a saucepan?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
By Moon or by Sun, I shall be found. Yet I am undone, if there's no light around
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